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"Congratulations! You're Officially Someone Else's Red Flag" – Funny Quote Unisex Tank Top for Sarcastic Souls
- Payment: We accept PayPal and all major credit cards.
- Shipping: We ship exclusively to residential and business addresses within the United States. Delivery to P.O. boxes is not available.
- Delivery Time: Most orders arrive at your doorstep within 5–8 days from the date of purchase.
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Hey You. Yes, You. I'm That Tank.
I Know What You Did… And I'm Proud of You.
Congratulations, babe — you're someone else’s walking, talking red flag, and guess what? So am I. But at least we own it, right?
I'm not just a tank top. I'm a whole vibe. I was born to speak fluent sarcasm and whisper the truth in cotton-soft comfort. I’m the one you reach for when you’ve had enough, and it's time to let your outfit do the talking.
What Makes Me So Special?
Let me break it down for you:
Crafted with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, I feel smoother than your ex's empty promises.
My retail fit? Flattering on every body — unisex means everyone looks good in me.
Lightweight at 4.2 oz/yd² – perfect for layering, summer chaos, gym flexes, or existential crises.
I’ve got side seams for structure, and my shoulder taping keeps me in shape (even if you ghost leg day).
Unique Like Your Favorite Red Flag
See this design? One-of-a-kind, baby. Hand-illustrated by a real-life human artist (not some faceless factory bot). That means when you wear me, you’re not just throwing on a tank — you’re wearing an attitude, a bold wink, a tiny rebellion in fabric form.
Why I’m Worth Every Penny
I wasn’t mass-produced for the masses. I was designed with care, wit, and high-quality American-made materials. This isn’t fast fashion. This is slow-burn confidence, stitched together by someone who gives a damn.
I’ll last longer than most situationships and look better doing it.
Choose Me If:
You're fluent in sarcasm.
You’ve ever said “I told you so” (with love).
You believe comfort and personality should always come in the same package.
So what do you say? Ready to wear the truth out loud?
Pull me on, walk out the door, and remember:
Red flags look great in cotton.